The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona
Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank
She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile
But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank
I'm everything she is and everything she ain't
She sees diamonds but I'm seeing stars
You should leave her on an island, dance with me in this bar
Honey, there's plenty of fish in the sea
But if you take a second look, you'll see there's only one of me
Jack makes good whiskey, yeah
Red dirt makes good ridin' roads
Country makes good music
For kickin' up dust in a tail light glow
Dry wood makes good fires
Goodyears make good swings
All that's all good but for me
God makes five foot nine, brown eyes, and a sundress
Loves Tim McGraw and a small town accent
Ain't no way that me and this truck made her fall in love
Jack makes good whiskey but God makes the good stuff
Oh, God makes the good stuff
They say be careful what you wish for
I wanted to be her man
Now two babies and a trailer later here I am
Can't tell me nothin'
Talk is cheap
And free advice is worth the price you pay
I have to find out for myself the hard way
Can't tell me nothin'
They say that drinkin' will kill you
The same thing with rollin' smoke
But that's two of the three things that I like most
Can't tell me nothin'
Daddy doesn't pray anymore
I guess he's finished talking to the Lord
He used to fold his hands and bow his head down to the floor
But daddy doesn't pray anymore
I remember even when the times were bad
He thanked Jesus for everything he had
For a good wife and three children
And the food upon our plates
Yeah, everything was right when he said, grace
What you doin' in this place?
(Well, I could probably ask you the same thing)
Another round, girl, what you think?
(If you're buying, well, you know I'll drink, some, make it 707)
Do you want it on the rocks?
(A double shot of heaven)
Spilling out the top
And we'll go
Shot, for shot, for shot
'Til we forgot what we came here to forget
Ain't a clock, a tick, a tock, that's gonna stop
A night we won't regret
So put your drink down, throw your camera up
Flip it around and snap a payback picture
(I'll send it to my ex)
I'll send it to my ex
And send them both a text saying
"We ain't going home alone tonight"
Girl you ain't gotta, I ain't gotta go
Home alone tonight
Slow country from a cover band
(I got you covered if you don't know how to dance
But if you want we could grab a cab)
Girl, we got all night, I got a bottomless tab so let's go